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1.
I see you in that orange polo shirt You know it couldn't hurt To dress yourself for work In that orange polo shirt I see you in that orange polo shirt You know it couldn't hurt To dress yourself work In that orange polo shirt You're as good as gold And you're feeling ignored Put on your favorite shirt I know I suppose I know I suppose I know guys like those I see you like everyone else does You know there's more to show Than what the people know In that orange polo shirt You're as good as grown And you're feeling ignored You want a quinceañera of your own Quinceañera Quinceañera Quinceañera
2.
Was there something else I could have said? But you're dead to me because you're dead And let's keep it that way Don't yes ma'am me This ain't a game Don't yes ma'am me again We'll all agree it's out of hand In a limestone grave covered in sand And it's under my feet Don't yes ma'am me This ain't a game Don't yes ma'am me again And then the ground beneath me shook And I've taken all that I have took And it's all I can take Don't yes ma'am me This ain't a game Don't yes ma'am me again Diplodocus Apatosaurus Brontosaurus
3.
Outta hand and outta luck It's hot as fuck, I'm throwing up Another day, not much to do Just waiting on the other shoe Got too old, can't strand up straight Birthday Boy, let's stay up late Diet Coke is fine, but not lemon-lime Get over here, I need a ride My girlfriend left, her sister died And I got nothing to do I wanna wanna meet someone new Believe me man, I'm in a spot In Mexico where I got popped And I got nothing to do My landlord thinks I should move Outta hand and into the bush Your cousin gives me dirty looks Let's share a house til the bitter end Scratch my back, I'll be your friend Woke up, washed my hands and face I clean up good, unlike this place My cat is going blind, she's not really mine Get over here, I need a ride My girlfriend left, her sister died And I got nothing to do I wanna wanna meet someone new Believe me man, I'm in a spot In Mexico where I got popped And I got nothing to do My landlord says I should move
4.
Your status update said that you had to be in early But wrong side of the early bird, they kicked you out of Shoney's And everybody knows that you mail it in on Tuesday On Tuesdays we play softball, and nothing's due til Friday Yeah I could write a tome about that Peter Pan Syndrome Because I got it bad You think you got it bad? The market's shown if you can refinance your home Then you can be a dad You wanna be a dad? We don't really have to get put out by NAFTA They'll give us a contract to cover Rock the Casbah And who gon get you? Seven seas or honeybees? Can you guys write three more of these? Who did you say you wanna be? Kagan or Reagan? Prudence or charisma? Right to work free ridin, alguem me avisa I must not rest until my peers have been impressed But I'm not at my best You ever at your best? When she sees what I express when I undress She'll love me more or less I could take more or less, but Don't it count for nothing? Don't it count for nothing that I am? That I am, I am Don't it count for nothing? Don't it count for nothing that I am the state tengo champion? Don't it count for nothing? I thought it'd count for something Thought it'd count for something that I am That I am, I am
5.
Tammy 02:39
Beneath the icy sea Just like you promised me Long stammering Still trying Won't get caught not holding the hand of my man Play back that breakup song This time in analog Puppet diocese of true biases Still trying Won't get caught not holding the hand of my man Of my man Beneath the icy sea Just like you promised me Just like Tammy said PTL we're blessed!
6.
DJJ 04:57
Different kind of hero With different kinds of feet Wouldn't that be neat? I was gently hoping He'd kinda look like me It's the last thing that I need To be fair, dye your hair To be fair, no one cares Dye your hair, so there When in doubt, I'll opt out If the beat's not in my way My dad says it's okay All the things you wanted Are deep in outer space A really happenin place They were setting mousetraps And filled them up with cake Guess I'll take the bait To be fair, dye your hair To be fair, no one cares Dye your hair, so there When in doubt, I'll opt out If the beat's not in my way My dad says it's okay I won't need a social When it's time to leave I'll live on make-believe What it's gonna get you Has got nothing to do with me Just a lot of shit that I don't need
7.
I want the softest With the deepest pockets I heard them calling But they always feel threadbare Threadbare When I'm right beneath you I can barely see you Yeah, I need some more lines But they always feel threadbare Threadbare And the looks that we steal Watching shit roll downhill Wrapped in clothes that aren't real Yeah, it always feels threadbare
8.
Called It 03:05
The grace of industry might save us yet But you really oughtta save that money For some water made from bottled water Silence of a liar is better than his word The part where we work and drink ourselves to death Is the only part I heard It's not right is it now? You know it ain't right It's too much height This thing was never meant for flight I am just a hypocrite But that don't changes the facts of it at all I called it It's bound to fall But there's no points for being right Circumstances pending SES Or your alma mater A hundred's not too much For some water made from bottled water Empty aspirations shouldn't warrant putting much at stake But what the hell, let's roll big one more time Might as well for old time's sake It's not right is it now? You know it ain't right It's too much height This thing was never meant for flight I am just a hypocrite But that don't changes the facts of it at all I called it It's bound to fall But there's no points for being right What happens in Arizona will happen in Atlanta What happens in New Orleans will happen in New York What happens in Tokyo you know it's gonna float Gonna flow to San Diego To San Francisco through the Bay San Jose, Monterrey, to LA Well something's gonna happen cause they all got fault lines anyway And water water everywhere Water water everywhere And not a drop to drink of it Not a drop Not a drop Not a drop Not a drop Not a drop Not a drop
9.
Brother bear, don't you know When you're scared, doesn't show You've got big black hairy hands If you want to kill a man You get fat, what the hell Sleep it off, might as well You'll be back three months from now All your friends will have a cow Bees are the savory, honey's the sweet They come together under my feet Bees are the savory, honey's the sweet When I can find it, that's what I eat Would you like to lay in bed? I'll draw thoughts on your head In the night we have our fun 'Cause we get sluggish in the sun Bees are the savory, honey's the sweet They come together under my feet Bees are the savory, honey's the sweet When I can find it, that's what I eat
10.
Oxtail 05:29
Why did we ever meat? Taste in my mouth, crumbs in my sheet Last night someone at the chophouse took a cut out of me Why did we ever meet? All the bones start to show Bread and water's all I know If you won't talk, then eat You've got a thought stuck in your teeth Placed all my bets on a plate full of beef Why did we ever meet? All the bones start to show Bread and water's all I know Oxtail on the table You gotta give me more than you are able And I know you'll never settle Your trunk is packed and your foot is on the pedal
11.
Baby Teeth 03:16
It's so long Since you been gone Still flinching And cringing Whenever anyone shuts the door And I wanna keep my baby teeth My baby teeth It's good with me I'm so grown My teeth are worn It's grounded Eroded But the best ones fall out first And I wanna keep my baby teeth My baby teeth It's good with me It's so unreal My teeth in milk They're sleeping Right near me Under my pillow at night
12.
Hot Damn 04:17
I belong with the rest I believe in myself Long shot, but I got em Would you like to believe in something more than deceit? Well hot damn, I can And I give it all I'm not from here originally You could probably tell Fuck the North and LA Fuck the West anyway Who the hell do they think they are? Can we all just agree the time has come for us leave? Well hot damn, I can And I give it all Give it all

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released April 5, 2015

All songs written and performed by The Hartford Pussies.
Produced by The Hartford Pussies.
Engineered by Zach Shabazz.
Mastered by Branden Funkhouser at Radiohouse Mastering.

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The Hartford Pussies began in South Carolina as a Beat Happening cover band. That band was awesome, but hardly musical; and ultimately yielded Pity Rally. After a relocation to just inside the Capital Beltway, the Pity Rally moniker was retired in favor of The Hartford Pussies, inspired by a deep-rooted love for hockey video games. Band influences include punk and college radio. ... more

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